eavesdropping on adorableness
don’t go dissin a Texan. That ain’t a smart move.
this video was posted by the embarrassed big sister of the singer. the baby jesus slept through everything.
what have YOU outgrown?
all i want for christmas is you (and his courage)
and with this, I bid you adieu for the day! enjoy your saturday, y’all -
nah nah nah nah nah nah — they say it’s my birthday (eve) — well happy birthday (eve) to ya (me). never mind. Eat cake!!
this little guy was a real maverick.
In the early 1800s, people would find the initials G.T.T. carved on the doors of family’s and friends’ houses — Gone To Texas. Texas was the place to go, a sanctuary for outlaws, a place to start all over again, a place to begin for the first time. For me, it’s just home.
lori lori bo-bori, banana fanna fo-fori, me, my, mo-mori. lori. GET IT??
I wonder if s/he wants to put this in some wedding vows, or something?
“O strengthen me, enlighten me! / I faint in this obscurity, / Thou dewy dawn of memory.” (Ode to Memory, Alfred Lord Tennyson)
it’s a small world after all / it’s a small world after all / it’s a small world after all / it’s a small, small world, dadgummit.
don’t worry, be happy now!
well, he cracks ME up, anyway. you’re on your own.
da da da da da da? da da DA da da da!
i think i love you, isn’t that what life is made of, though it worries me to say, that i never felt this way (harpsichord interlude)
istanbul was constantinople, now it’s istanbul not constantinople been a long time gone since constantinople….
mass murdering fuckheads come from areas you least expect them — e. izzard
fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again. (*smack*)
just don’t get me started on this, i’m trying to get over it.
how many ways can we love Cee Lo? AND DONUTS.
have you seen KW’s ridiculous tweets? Do you like soft pop? this one’s for you.
i’m tantalized, are you tantalized? we’re so tantalized! what a weird word.
well it makes ME laugh anyway. 
remember this?
we are the world, we are the linguists. we make theories.
conan, rocking India and Hindi and weaving, all at once.
so i says to her, i says baby? we’ve got to have us a spirichal c’nnection.
but do you HAVE to go deeper and deeper in every direction?! REALLY??
every time you go away, i get fewer crap emails. i really like that about you.
i always hate it when people say this to me, but maybe they’re right: worse things DO happen at sea.
what do beans and the flu have in common? if i told you in this excerpt, what fun would that be?
the art of relaxating – you’ve gotta see this
feeling clam as a clam. wait. that’s not right. what?
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